• - Ninjas are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet!

  • - Ninjas totally flip out all the time.

  • - Ninjas are the real ultimate power of the universe. They can kill whoever they want.

  • If You Don't Like Ninjas, You Can Eat A TESTICLE!

  • ---Ninja Life---

    Ninjas are always creeping in the shadows. If you say an antininja comment, beware, because they will cut your head off faster than you can say "Nikko". Ninjas are mortal enemies of pirates, robots, and the totally unsweet. The ninja can fly and stab, but mostly flips out and wails on guitars. Ninjas are mammals, and are therefore warmblooded. They will often drain an eggshell of its natural contents and use it as a carrying device for chemials and potions. They is a sweet thang.


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    Totally Sweet Ninja Site!!!

    Try this link standing on your head and with a mirror!