---Pirates and Robots---

You should read this section on pirates and robots, but don't study too hard. Know your enemy, but don't become obsessed with him.

Some pirates groping each other. No surprises here!

Pirates roam the seven seas in search of loot and booty. They never get any because they are only wannabe ninjas. They are almost always homosexual, but how can you blame them? A bunch of big hairy guys out on the ocean all alone for months at an end? Something is bound to happen. Pirates carry wussy lasers to attack ninjas with, but yeah right, ninjas are way too friggin sweet for that nonsense. Pirates often dress up like ninjas, but they can't fool anybody. Pirates also pop tiny boners.

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