---ROBOTS And Why They Suck---
Robots always try to kill ninjas and show them up at contests. Robots also have lasers, but only mechanical boners. Once, a ninja totally cut a robot in half, and electricity and boner stuff sprayed out all over. It was sweet. Then the ninja killed like 49 other people and didn't even think twice about it.
The companies most commonly associated with robots are IBM and Microsoft. These companies are evil and antininja to the core. Windows is plannning on releasing a "Windows BJ" that will explode upon installation, then turn your tower and monitor into a flaming robot bent on destroying the world. But still, don't buy a Mac.
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